TT: Jake, giggling is inappropriate for making out.
GT: I apologize, but I can’t do that when you’re tickling my neck with your breath!
TT: jeez, english, what am I going to do with you?
(My headcannon is that Jake is really ticklish *coughcoughmoreerogonouszonescoughcough*)EVERYTHING'S DIRKJAKE AND NOTHING HURTS!!!!
Dirk Strider and Jake English- Andrew Hussie
Homestuck- Andrew Hussie.